Not only is Jessica Simpson a farter, she doesnt brush her teeth

Posted by Mittie Cheatwood on Monday, May 20, 2024

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Back in January, Us Weekly ran a hilarious “exclusive report” about how Jessica Simpson farted (loudly) during a business meeting, and her mom yelled at her for it. The whole thing was kind of unconfirmed, and it made me feel for Jessica. I mean, even if it was true, so what? The girl’s a farter. She smelt it and dealt it.

But now I’m beginning to wonder if Jessica might be one of the grosser women in Hollywood. She admitted to a radio show yesterday that she doesn’t brush her teeth. She claimed: “I just use Listerine — and sometimes I’ll use my sweater. I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I’m 60 I’ll all, “ow!” Sign up now, gentleman, so you can get this one! A farter who doesn’t brush her teeth on a regular basis. The line forms here!

Wonder how Jessica Simpson maintains her million-dollar smile?

So does she. “I don’t brush my teeth,” she told iheartradio Thursday. “No, really!”

“I just use Listerine — and sometimes I’ll use my sweater,” she claimed, bursting into laughter.

“I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I’m 60 I’ll all, “ow!”

The singer adds that she loves “anything fried,” and that her nutrition habits weren’t always the best. “Growing up in Texas for me, fish was a fish stick. We weren’t really the healthiest of people. [My mom] didn’t force me to eat healthy.”

Simpson, 29, opened up yet again about her ex John Mayer’s raunchy comments regarding their sex life. “Maybe in his mind he was thinking about giving me a compliment but he wasn’t,” she quipped.

“In relationships, in general, going through a divorce and going through very public break-ups … you don’t want to disappoint people who are rooting for you to be successful in love. I just have to find the right man.”

[From Us Weekly]

Ugh, I just find this disgusting. I’m not one of those obsessive teeth people, but I brush after every meal and I floss regularly, just because I feel better about my teeth when I do. I don’t understand how Jessica’s teeth haven’t fallen out? Are they fake? You know, veneers or capped or whatever? Well, if they aren’t, they soon will be.

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Jessica outside of ‘The Late Show’ on March 10, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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